Author Archive
Love and Hate
Every once in a while, Brooklyn Sucks gets user submissions. This pleases us. Today, a sampling of user submissions that we have received recently. One a lover, one a hater. Enjoy! From Jorgiana (11/6/09): LOL….Thanks!You are my hero!Here’s a story that you might appreciate.My father is a famous artist from Brooklyn who left it after [...]
Mapping the Suck
I used to report on muggings, shootings, killings that went on in Brooklyn, but it became boring because there are just too goddamned many. However, one enterprising young man has aggregated all of the horrific crimes that occur near Prospect Park. Mind you, he hasn’t even gotten to the rest of Brooklyn, he is merely [...]
Skinny with an RPG!
Seriously, all of Brooklyn is starting to look like Mogadishu. Here is yet another pic of the urban warzone that the BK has become, courtesy of Curbed.
African Warzone or Brooklyn Landscape? You Decide!
http://curbed.com/archives/2007/10/23/williamsburg_car_toastathon_continues.php http://curbed.com/archives/2007/10/22/toasted_car_livens_south_williamsburg_streetscape.php http://curbed.com/archives/2007/07/16/monday_south_brooklyn_car_flambe.php Seriously, has Brooklyn devolved into some kind of shit smelling third world country?
Brooklyn Smells Like Shit.
Thanks to a sewage treatment plant. Great plan, geniuses! I have heard rumors that Brooklyn’s stench is making its way across the East River over to the LES. DISGUSTING! All those suckers that bought condos in Greenpoint are feeling pretty fucking stupid right now, aren’t they! From Curbed From AM NY Also From Curbed
A new look, and a new post.
Haven’t posted in a while. I think Brooklyn’s honeymoon is over, and everyone is realizing the BK still sucks. Anyway, I finally came through with my t-shirt idea. Anyone have any interest in buying one with me?
A True Fan
This comment was so great it deserves its own post. KillBillyburg, if you ever want to post for this site, feel free to let me know. I’d be happy to pass the torch, brother. Didn’t read the article. Don’t need to. Am constantly reminded by everyone I know who lives in Brooklyn every chance they [...]
Exxon crooks sued over pollution in Brooklyn
I originally wrote about this here. A new update from the New York Times: At least 8 million gallons of petroleum remain under Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Soil tests have revealed toxic vapors emanating from the spill. A 1990 agreement between ExxonMobil and state environmental officials had required the company to recover the spilled oil, but specified [...]
The hits keep coming!
They said it couldn’t be done. How could any Brooklyn representative be a bigger douche than Dov Hikind? Well, they can’t. But one State Senator, Carl Kruger, has tried anyway So what has Carl done to earn him the coveted Douchebag of the Week award? “Kruger says he will introduce legislation on Wednesday to ban [...]
Things Not To Do In Brooklyn: Shopping (for Cameras)
I happen to be a budding pseudophotographer. The other day, I was reading Ken Rockwell’s great site on photography. His site, in addition to having great tips on how to take shots, provides some advice on what gear to buy and where to buy it. I came across the following line: BAD PLACES Bad dealers [...]
