Douchebag of the week: Dov Hikind
First of all, what kind of name is Dov? Second of all, you suck at life. Please end yours for the good of mankind. At this point you may ask, “who the hell is Dov Hikind?” Well, he is a state assemblyman from Brooklyn, and has been for over 25 years. Here is his picture, replete with the requisite smug smile typical of such men on account of their unbelievable job security.
Dov Hikind wins our Douchebag Of The Week Award. Congratulations, Dov!
You may also be wondering, “what makes this guy worthy of the coveted Douchebag Of The Week Award?” Here is why:
Dov Hikind Calls For Racial Profiling in NYC Subways.
Hikind, you sir, are a retard. This is a man who claims that he is �[a] spokesman against discrimination of any kind.� You, Brooklyn, have elected this man to office 10 times in a row. Predictably, he is �planning to introduce legislation allowing police to racially profile subway entrants.� First of all, where does this fuckstick get off spreading his poison in New York? Keep your backwoods hick philosophy in Brooklyn, where it belongs, you slackjawed, pandering, motard. Even though it is totally illegal, I hope this asshole pushes this legislation through, so he can make Brooklyn proud.
Here is a choice quote from the article: “They all look a certain way,” said Hikind, a Democrat from Brooklyn. “It�s all very nice to be politically correct here, but we�re talking about terrorism.” Ohhhhhhh! It�s terrorism we are talking about! That changes everything! Terrorism people! Terrorism! Oooga Boooga! Hikind, you are a stupid douche and you should shut your fat piehole. What the fuck does “they all look a certain way” mean? Can you possibly be serious? Thank god we have good men like Bloomberg and Kelly running the good part of New York and protecting us from this goofy bastard.
So, if you want to contact Dovy and express your gratitude for representing Brooklyn so well, you can write or call him here:
Assemblyman Dov Hikind
DISTRICT OFFICE
1310 48th St.
Brooklyn, NY 11219
718-853-9616
Or you can email him here, though i think the regular mail or a phone call would be better. Tell him how you feel. Tell him what a douchebag he is. And tell him Brooklyn Sucks sent you.
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